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A woman had been in a coma for several months.

 

One day the nurse was giving her a sponge bath and noticed that when she was washing her private area, the monitors showed a sudden increase in her vital stats. She tried washing the area again with the same results, an increase in vital stats. She went to the womans husband and told him what she had observed and suggested that a little oral sex might bring the woman out of the coma.

 

He was reluctant to try this but finally agreed to try if he could have total privacy. He entered the room and the staff watched the monitors closely.

 

After a few moments, the monitors flat lined, no pulse, no breathing, nothing. They rushed into the room and asked the husband what happened.

 

He replied "I think she choked on it!"

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