Facts About Rex Burkhead

[The Dude]

Rex Burkhead once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

 

[tschu]

Rex Burkhead is the honey badger's only natural predator.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

The sun orbits Rex Burkhead.

 

[GSG]

Rex Burkhead is a heckuva football player.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Rex Burkhead can eat soup with chopsticks.

 

[AK-47]

If death ever came for Rex Burkhead, Rex would meet him in the hole and plow him over on the way to yet another touchdown.

Rex Burkhead ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Rex Burkhead goes scuba diving, the sharks wear safety cages.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

As a child, there was only one puzzle Rex Burkhead never cared to finish. He already formed all 7 pieces. The puzzle was named Pangea.

 

[NoLongerN]

Loved the humor in this thread.

 

[trob0508]

When people have ghost problems, they don't call the ghostbusters......they call Rex Burkhead

 

[sd'sker]

napoleon had a rex burkhead complex.

the iron curtain folded under their fear of rex burkhead.

 

[sd'sker]

'apocalypse now' is a documentary about rex's birth.

achilles had a burkhead heel.

 

[Lil' Red]

Rex Burkhead fumbled once, just to see what it felt like.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

Rex Burkhead does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Rex Burkhead goes killing.

 

[gobiggergoredder]

When Rex Burkhead has surgery, the anesthesia is given to the Doctors.

 

[huskerscott]

Rex can solve the rubix cube in .8 seconds.