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They cancelled school here tonight for me, but I think I'll have to go Thursday night anyways so they are just delaying the pain. <_<

 
I was upset they didn't close UNL today. :angry: :angry: All the other schools in Lincoln were closed and all the ones anywhere around were also all closed but us. :WTH :bs: :bang :madash

 
stayed home today. slid through 2 intersections in less than 10 minutes from my house, said f this, went around the block and right back into the garage. And no I wasn't going to fast. 10 - 15 mph

Oh and I win.

for now.
Yeah it was pretty bad up this way too. I got off work at 2 this morning and on my way home I did a couple cookies on I-25. Luckily that late no one else was out. Had to getup at 7 this morning and take my wife to work because her car wouldn't make it 3 feet out of the driveway.

 
So I scraped my face up a little bit... wanna hear the story? Ok...

There was a little patch of ice on my sidewalk and I thought it would be fun to slide head first on it. Well... I hit a dry spot. And, well, yeah... my face skidded on the sidewalk for a couple of feet.
HA! That's what you get for always picking on me! And no, I haven't falled on ice yet.
When have I ever picked on you?

Except the time I had the counter in my sig...

 
Gahh I've got my guitar final here in 25 minutes . . . and I'm freaking out.

Can't remember the difference between a dominant 7th chord and a dominant 7th SUSPENDED chord . . .

:ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh

 
Gahh I've got my guitar final here in 25 minutes . . . and I'm freaking out.

Can't remember the difference between a dominant 7th chord and a dominant 7th SUSPENDED chord . . .

:ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Well the dominant..........................................................wait what?! <_<

 
Gahh I've got my guitar final here in 25 minutes . . . and I'm freaking out.

Can't remember the difference between a dominant 7th chord and a dominant 7th SUSPENDED chord . . .

:ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Well the dominant..........................................................wait what?! <_<
Got a C+. Quite disappointed in myself.

:wasted
Good time isn't it?!

 
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia.

My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep sh#t.

When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as I'm standing before you, he did! He ate it all. sh#t Pudding!

Oh yeah...

To be perfectly honest with you, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep sh#t! Swear to God!

 
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