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Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
This particular event happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia.

My brother and I had just finished cutting a field of hay and were enjoying the evening meal under the shade of an elm tree. He went down for water by the creek and when he was gone, I took a bowl that was filled with delicious plum pudding and placed into it, not one, but two large pieces of sheep sh#t.

When he returned I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding... And as sure as I'm standing before you, he did! He ate it all. sh#t Pudding!

Oh yeah...

To be perfectly honest with you, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep sh#t! Swear to God!
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Your stories always make my day

 
I am so freakin' mad right now . . . me and a friend were supposed to go to Kansas City tonight to see one of our favorite bands in concert, and two minutes before I'm ready to leave she freaking CANCELS on me.

Maybe I can refund my ticket before the show starts.

 
papersun87 said:
I am so freakin' mad right now . . . me and a friend were supposed to go to Kansas City tonight to see one of our favorite bands in concert, and two minutes before I'm ready to leave she freaking CANCELS on me.

Maybe I can refund my ticket before the show starts.
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Whaaaa? Why?

Tell her to give her ticket to another friend you have. It's her loss. The show must go on.

 
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