I was in Portland OR yesterday waiting for the bus. This old guy was sitting on the bench also waiting for the bus. This kid with two mohawks on his head, one on either side and multicolored came up and sat next to this old guy. The old guy looked at him like he was a freak twice before the kid asked him "whats the matter with you old dude, din't you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid"? That old man looked at him without missing a beat and said "yea I fu*ked a peacock and was wondering if you were the result"
:hellloooo :hellloooo :hellloooo :hellloooo