So there I was.....

.......my shotgun and decided to hunt some doves. All of a sudden John Cheney jumped out of the bushes. I was so surprised and I thought it was a dove and fired.....peppering his face with pellets. So then....

 
BigRedIowan was called to the scene to investigate. When he got there he saw Benard chasing cars in the middle of the street. Meanwhile......

 
back at BOOTY CAMP AR was posing for the first ever Ladies Daily Skin when the digital camera. . .

 
zoomed in on his ballzac. After 32 clicks and retries, the camera was put down and stolen by.....

 
American Idol's Simon Cowell... He said he could spot talent, and after studying AR's nutzac for a few minutes he shook his head and took the pictures to....

 
... myself, that limey bastage simon, some freak that kept throwing around cocktail bottles, & Xenu went to lunch inside a volcano just past the edge of eternal hellfire, which actually turned out to be Manhattan, Kansas. Enraged to be back in scumhattan, I sawed off my side-arm and....

 
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........meanwhile Officers Jon Baker and Francis Llewellyn "Ponch" Poncherello were sent in to investigate the scene when they recieved word of a high speed chase involving Regis Philbin, so they took off after him and...........

 
found him on the Love Boat as one of the guest, chatting with Captain Stubing, Doc, and Isaac the bartender (high five). The drinks were going down fast and quickly, so naturally I punched Poncherello in the neck and...

 
No Scholly Motors. Unfortunately the warranty was financed through the OU football slushie fund where. . .....

 
Kevin Federline was recently named 'employee of the month'. "Ziigggaa Zow - Pa Kow" he said to every customer he served. Then Kevin said...

 
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