So there I was.....

[husker rob]

holy hell you are one stupid b!^@h and i slapped the taste right out of her mouth. then

 

[Chef K]

The ghost of Sal Aunese came up to us and asked "Is there a coaches daughter that I could get knocked up so I can be a starting QB again?" Britney said to the ghost......

 

[husker rob]

is that a tumor in your stomach or are you just happy to see me. When all of a sudden.......

 

[cmb23]

...his stomach started moving and stretching like the scene from Alien. As he screamed in pain his stomach burst open and instead of a little space creature, out jumped...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......Terry "Hulk" Hogan and he said, "Let me tell ya somethin, brother.............

 

[huskernumerouno]

Brittney gives a mean hummer but kevin can sure.....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......touch his toes and take it like a champ. I'll give a quick demonstration and....

 

[huskernumerouno]

he split kevin right up the middle and then thrust him aside for wacko jacko who slipped his glove off and.....

 

[Chef K]

started moonwalking and going "Wheeeee, heeee,heeeee, Ja'mon". But then, due to his steroid abuse. Hogan's equipment shrunk to the size of............

 

[pigsonthewing]

of a salty cashew, and despite his disappointment, Jacko went along and..

 

[cmb23]

...gave Hulk a "Thriller". That night, as Michael slept in his oxygen chamber...

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

.. Hogan lit an after "thriller" smoke and blew the back side out of never never land. When the authorities arived.....

 

[cmb23]

...They said that even though Hogan seemed like a pretty "Smooth Criminal" he had still been pretty "Bad" and that no matter if he was "Black or White" he should just "Beat It" and go find himself some "Dirty Diana" to do these kinds of things with. Hogan decided to just "Jam" and leave town...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....on his moped but not before he said goodbye to Randy "Macho Man" Savage who gave him some Slim Jim jerky sticks. Macho Man then said.......

 

[admo]

"Hey Hogan, here comes Rowdy Roddy Piper and Jesse the Body Ventura. Let's get them in the ring one more time and....