So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

boy george with a water pistol that he also used to clean his...

 

[husker rob]

a$$ with. Then O.J. came by and said "I didnt do it, but if I did I would have done it like this"..........

 

[huskernumerouno]

aand begain licking his own a$$ after letting...

 

[husker rob]

Porn star Johnny **** Ram have his way with him, while 2 draft picks to be named later watched. Meanwhile.......

 

[Chef K]

Joe Paterno was still trying to get congress to declare the '94 Nittany Lions national champions when he said.........

 

[huskernumerouno]

I can kick bobby bowdens a$$ in.....

 

[husker rob]

a pillow fight, but both of their agents had to stop them because of the new sponsorship that they just recieved from DEPENDS. JoePa had to laugh because he said that was what his wife's pu&&y tasted like. Bobby said...........

 

[Chef K]

"Yeah I know". Paterno then said.........

 

[admo]

my bifocals need bifocals. Otherwise Bobby Bow, if I could see you I would kick you in the neck with this broken leg and a....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.......cheese grater to your a$$!!!! Not wanting to see that I ran away until I found Alec, Stephen, William, and Daniel Baldwin sitting on the corner.......

 

[pigsonthewing]

.......cheese grater to your a$$!!!! Not wanting to see that I ran away until I found Alec, Stephen, William, and Daniel Baldwin sitting on the corner.......

writing the charter for the newly founded Film Actors Guild when i suddenly..

 

[huskernumerouno]

took a sh#t and the smell reminded me of...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......Britney Spears. To my suprise when I turned around she was standing right behind me holding a......

 

[huskernumerouno]

a jar of peanut butter and a .....

 

[Chef K]

bottle of Jim Beam, she said " I miss you like a retard misses a point". to which I stated...........