So there I was.....

the hopper, pinching a log and reading the paper. The phone was ringing so I......

 
.........to become a Death Dealer/vampire to aid in the war against Lycans. Out of nowhere, Selene dropped from the skies and sliced off the head of an innocent by-stander, who turned out to be Gary Barnett. Selene then bit me on the........

 
left spillway meanwhile at the Boulder Dam the Donner Cafeteria free for all...including

started the......

 
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ScccHhhhhhhhhhhtop you shibba-shabba fucshtard....Kirk then crapped his pants and Lou smeared it all over his face looking very pleased with the whole situation when Bill O'reilly entered and started having phone sex with Kirk's brother.....

 
on the "No spin-zone". So he thought. Because it wasnt Kirk's brother on the phone, it was actually Phil Donahue who asked him...

 
Coach Dan "Hawkinsupafurball" was suddenly crushed by Ralphie in a strange but true lecture of "Gay Animal Husbandry" at sCUm. Meanwhile....

 
cuban cigar rollers were preparing to increase production to build a funeral pyre for their beloved Fidel even if he isn't dead. The fire would. . .

 
clear my sinuses. Unfortunately seeing Rosie cost me my vision, my libido, and my appetite. I needed to do something. So I grabbed...

 
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