So there I was.....

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....grabbed both of them and proceeded to shove them up his a$$ to prove that he didnt only like guys up there, when Chuck Norris flew out of the skies and..........

 

[huskernumerouno]

Quickly got his a$$ kicked by "PINK" and started to cry because he never lost a fight on walker texass ranger but licked alot of a$$ while ....

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......filmin Sidekicks because he thought the directors said "lick" when they actually said "kick", however.....

 

[husker rob]

the Karate Kid started to do the "Crane" move when Chuck Norris started............

 

[huskernumerouno]

beating off with both hands at the same time trying to scare the kid but....

 

[husker rob]

Marcia Brady, showed up wearing hip huggers and platform shoes and got hit in the nose with a football. then...........

 

[Chef K]

Tony Romo came up to Marcia and said "sorry, the ball slipped outta my hands". Marcia replied........

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

.... I'm Rick James b!^@h! She then gave him the evil eye as he.......

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

.....showed her his brown eye and thats when Pee-Wee Herman showed up with.......

 

[husker rob]

a trench coat and a bottle of Jergens lotion, but Rawhide arrested him before he could finish the job. On the way to the jail Rawhide said..........

 

[huskernumerouno]

You are a piece of dog sh#t wraped in human skin and you will now go to.....

 

[Chef K]

The Bernard Institute for jack-off addicts, where you'll learn how to..............

 

[huskernumerouno]

Retrieve sperm samples from .....

 

[rawhide]

Ralphie the sCUm mascot after. . . .

 

[huskernumerouno]

it had sex with Bevo