So there I was.....

[huskernumerouno]

al gore was getting the short end of the stick again by howard dean who promised to...

 

[husker rob]

re-invent the internet, and Ross Perot said..........

 

[huskernumerouno]

I can pick up HBO and the playboy channel with my ears, and asked hillary to come over and have a threesome with him and...

 

[husker rob]

Janet Reno

 

[huskernumerouno]

hillary turned down the offer since there were no females involved and called monica and said that she just got some cigars in from cuba in the shape of fidels manhood and begged her to ....

 

[Chef K]

Penetrate her like Sean Hannity does to Michael Savage, while James Dobson strokes his "bishop". Just then........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

......Chuck Norris kicked the door down and took an gigantic crap on all of them and then...

 

[huskernumerouno]

made bill clinton eat the corn and peanuts that was in the crap and...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

....smear the rest on Hilary's face while.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

howard stern jerked off with excitement and donald trump said ....

 

[Chef K]

"Alright, your'e all FIRED!!!!" Trump then got on his Gulfsteam 4 and proceeded to tea bag Ann Coulter while she Screamed.........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

..."NO!!! NOT THE PUBIC COMB OVER!!!!". So then....

 

[huskernumerouno]

ellen degenerate shows them how to properly shave the pubic area when ...

 

[Chef K]

Nancy Grace showed up to question the pubes about the disapperance of............

 

[rawhide]

Jane Fonda's picture from all the urinals world wide but the pubes. . . . . .