So there I was.....

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

called up Chuck Norris to help, but he reminded me that it was Notre Dame then said f#*k em. Ozzy stumbled by and said...........

"W-w-w-w-w-w-who's d-d-d-d-d-d-d!(k do I have to suck to get a bloody drink around here??" Just then out came...

 

[husker rob]

Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, saying "Repent Evil One or burn in hell". Ozzy replied with.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

I,ll bite yeer foukin heed offf, you blooody.......

 

[husker rob]

wankers, then he pissed all over himself. Meanwhile................

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Dog the Bounty Hunter showed up with his 72 Bounty Hunter children looking for....

 

[husker rob]

a bra big enough to fit his wife's chest......

 

[huskernumerouno]

when the one she was wearing broke and killed.....

 

[Chef K]

Chuck Norris as the hooks from the bra ripped off his botoxed grill, lying there bleeding out..........

 

[huskernumerouno]

like rosie odonnell during that time of the month when....

 

[husker rob]

all of a sudden, Fat Bastard from Austin Powers announced to everyone that he has a "Turtle Head poking out big enough to choke a donkey". Roseann Barr dropped to her knees and..........

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

gave him mouth-to-poopchute in an attempt to relieve him but...

 

[huskernumerouno]

made it worse by sticking her tounge clear up to his navel and...

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

ended up being swallowed by his butthole and then....

 

[husker rob]

Mini-Me shot out one of his nostrals covered in a greenish brown goo saying...............

 

[husker rob]

you are one giant, smelly, fat bastard. then