So there I was.....

[Husker_Power]

The tornado misplaced his lovable sexual gerbals that he used to....

play with in god-forbidden places until he got...

 

[Chef K]

Hooked up with Lady Blaise who told him that.........................

 

[papersun87]

. . . papersun87 doesn't think he's vulgar enough to add anything to this thread.

 

[HSKRNOKC]

Hooked up with Lady Blaise who told him that.........................

She would be his love slave. Which made him vomit.

After he finished he told her......

 

[huskernation20]

told her that he had a better idea...he offered to introduce her to Tuff Tiger. He was the one person who could teach her how to use proper grammer and be Tuff as Rain. She gladly accepted and left on her quest to find him. When she arrived in Missery she immediatley noticed......

 

[T_O_Bull]

Bo Pelini suddenly walked into the room, instantly causing Harrison to s--t his pants. Bo then said, "Excuse me I was told there was a football player in here. Someone must be..."

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

... lying OR you are all gay either way I'm in the wrong place. As he turned to leave.....

 

[huskernumerouno]

Bo farted so forcefuly that .....

 

[HSKRNOKC]

He knocked a 4 foot hole in the sheetrock. After everyone caught a wiff they said...

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

.... hot damn I knew this was the place for me then.......

 

[T_O_Bull]

...noticed that MaMa Beck had fainted and that Harrison was frantically...

 

[BigRedfxtoy]

trying to find where the beck family mating sent was comming from..... When he........

 

[T_O_Bull]

...suddenly heard MaMa softly moaning, "Oh, Bill, Bill you promised that my little Harry"...

 

[huskernumerouno]

Would be pregnant by now and all he is...........

 

[T_O_Bull]

...is just another dumb football player who thought the gridiron was greener at some school other than Nebraska. So now here we are in basketball country with nothing for me to do other than...