The Twelve Seasons of Nebraska (give or take):
1) Winter
2) Fool's Spring
3) 2nd Winter
4) Spring of Deception
5) 3rd Winter
6) Road Construction
7) Actual Spring
8) Tornado
9) Summer
10) Faux Autumn
11) 2nd Summer
12) Actual Autumn
13) Indian Summer (if we are lucky)
Rinse and Repeat.
Note: Some of the above Seasons may occur within the same 24 hour period.