I'm with you, man. f#*k our sponsor Pepsi. Screw beers, because we're responsible around here. It's all about the Pibb. Screw Dr. Pepper, that stuff is too mainstream. We're talking hipster here. We party with pops, not beer. So crack open a cold one, PIMPLE. A Mr. Pibb, that is.
Drank'em up wildman...don't let ones love for a spicey cherry soda keep you from your 23 flavors and frosted mug.
What?
Really though?? Wanting the new AD to beef up the noncon schedule gets you defensive?