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My Uncle's Newphew's cousin's Grandfather's Neighbor's Mom's Sister said she was taking a walk down Vine street when her friend said that her Mom's niece's sister-in-law's brother's son got chased down by Pelini. Might be on the internet. I don't know.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/11976248/jim-mcelwain-florida-gators-hold-due-colorado-state-rams-buyout Sounds like CSU is being stingy with Florida.

Well guys, I was just at Duffy's. Looks like Tressel and Frost got the job. Wait a minute.

I have a pet bird with a camera and wireless microphone attached somewhere in the ceiling at the AD's office at Nebraska. Been hearing conversations about resurrecting Bob Devaney with a highly complicated stem cell operation funded by boosters. I also heard they are extracting and duplicating Tommy Frazier's DNA and myelin sheath in his brain and implanting it into Tommy Armstrong's. They are also growing a Tom Osborne Jr. with stem cells in the lab as we speak and he will be the next Offensive coordinator under the newly resurrected Devaney. With that being said, our defensive coordinator will remain John Paupachis with a $500,000 salary raise. This Eichorst guy is losing his mind.