Thurston from Pender

What happened? What a humiliation!

What has happened to the Huskers? That team will be winless in the Big Ten.

Might as well sell beer at PBA to draw a crowd. 

I'm sure it was just a misunderstanding. 

And who wouldn't want to put a bag over the head of some of those women at UNL? 

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My only question is, does The Dredge need to be capitalized?

 

Technically speaking, it is the Logan Creek Dredge. See below from the Sioux City paper. 

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The National Weather Service in Omaha said depth readings of the Logan Creek Dredge near Pender have proven unreliable due to ice flows in the river. 

 

I still might not jump. Committing suicide is a crime and I don't want to go to jail. Not even the new Thurston County jail. 

that soul crushing loss to hated Iowa. 

Why? I want to see us beat hated Creighton in basketball this Saturday. 

But if we lose to Creighton, I'm definitely jumping into The Dredge. At that point, there will be no reason for me to live. Losing to Iowa and Creighton in the same year is just unbearable. What has happened to the once mighty Huskers? How can we keep losing to those loser schools, Creighton and Iowa. Losing to Creighton, in particular, galls me. It is a tiny private school while we are the state's land grant college and the flagship of the state university system. We have way more athletic money than those people in Omaha. I can't tell you how disgusted and frustrated I am about this Creighton series. I wished we didn't even play them. I'd much rather play the likes of Drake or South Dakota State. 

We might have won that Iowa game if you people would have organized that Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation that I begged you to do. But nooooo. Nobody listens to Thurston from Pender. 

Please win! I don’t want to jump into the Dredge.

Too cold.

It is close to Nebraska.

Don’t joke. This summer I had a close encounter with the Norden Chute. Google it.

https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/nebraska/little-known-natural-area-ne/

And I want to run the score up on Iowa.

If Nebraska scores 54 points and I spend $54 bucks at Hy-Vee, then I get $0.54 cents off gasoline. 

We have lost four in a row to Iowa. Iowa!

This, to my mind, is unconscionable. 

We absolutely must win this game or I will dive head first into the Dredge. 

The Hy-Vee trophy is the most coveted of all rivalry trophies. Forget about the Little Brown Jug and Paul Bunyan’s Axe. Or The Book of Knowledge. 

I want my Hy-Vee Fuel Rewards!

From The National Catholic Register.

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Did you notice any reaction from the demons during the exorcism?

 

They kept saying that they got robbed the whole time. And they repeated it was all “The Woman’s” fault. I understood that “The Woman” referred to the Virgin Mary, as I was doing Rosaries and praying many Hail Marys every day. She was their ordeal. They were afraid of her, as well as “the cauldron.” I found this word very funny; they didn’t mention hell, but [called it] the cauldron. The demons took power over me, but the situation changed, and I finally took power over them.

The Bobster will save us. 

It could happen. 

Confidence must be low and injuries still plague the team.

I’m concerned!

The idea of losing the Hy-Vee trophy (again!) to Iowa is unthinkable.

One more home game left. The Ritual Exorcism is more important than ever!

Frankly, you people are fools second guessing Scott Frost. He won a national championship as a player and he was very successful at UCF and everywhere he went as a coach. If he can't win here, then no one can. 

My previous thread about the fans calling the plays in real time was all a joke, satire and send-up. 

Hell, I was the third string offensive tackle on the Pender Pendragons. I don't know anything about playing and coaching football and no one here does either! 

Tom Shatel in the OWH covers this today. 

There is no way that Frost cuts AM loose. Dr. Tom stuck by SF and looked what happened. SF remembers that very well. It was his life. 

Read the quotes in the OWH. Dr. Tom said something to the effect that Frost was 22 and doing the best that he could; his scholarship was then worth $7k per year. The rest is history. 

What if I go to the moon? Both are very unlikely. 

So, I flip over to CBS and Jim Nantz (Hello friends.) is narrating a special on 150 years of college football and he is discussing Nebraska's back-to-back national championships. Tommie Frazier is talking about his TD run against FL. Dr. Tom said that was his best team in 25 years.

Then back to losing to Purdue. Purdue!

I'd jump into the Dredge right now if I didn't have tickets to the Badger game. 

We need the Ritual Exorcism more than ever!

I'm now going to the Wisconsin game. 

Just tell me where the Ritual Exorcism will take place and I will supervise. 

And who is Pauly Shore? A lineman from Falls City? 

Inbreeders? You cretin!

The people of Pender are the best! 

Some of you are not taking this seriously.

As it gets worse and worse, I predict that the Ritual Exorcism will happen before the Iowa game. 

There are no illegal drugs in Pender!

What kind of people do you think live here? 

Indiana was bad enough. But Purdue?

I can stomach a loss to Iowa or Wisconsin (just barely), but Purdue is unthinkable to me. 

Still contemplating my leap into the Dredge. 

Now - more than ever - a Ritual Exorcism of Husker Nation's ghosts is a Categorical Imperative!!

Indiana!

Who’s with me now?