El Straino

Sweet baby jeebus

Dis bout to get ugly

Thompsons gotta realize he's got no time if that first read isn't there. Our backfield is gonna have more sacks than Super Saver

Omg, bring back the eyeroll option. Right up there with some of the off season threads. 

Now let's not get cutesy with the ball. Frigging pound it

Jeepers, let's make a play and get off the field

What a pathetic opening sequence

So help me if tech ties this up

Wisky's playing like doo doo

I see we're trying to keep our offense fresh by keeping them on the sidelines. Hate to see them get tired. Bold strategy, let's see if it pays off

Dodging unnecessary bullets

It's like...we're not in the off season, but it kinda feels like it. And yet I click on the thread, so who's the sucker?

Nebraska's major men's sports teams this year: just...woof. With another huge side of woof.

Noticed that this mind-numbingly pointless story is still higher in the headlines than the 4 ASU coaches being ousted for violations. 

The future is dumb and my head hurts. 

Does, uh...anyone need to check up on Lil Red? 

Cue the 21st Century Fox intro

When the real Nebraska shows up

3 minutes ago, RedDenver said:

Didn't Allen set the Nebraska TE receiving record this season?

Yup, and let's be honest, he shoulda had that broken a few games ago if we used him like we should

Sweet baby jeebus, even I'm wincing watching Adrian's follow through

If I were calling plays for Wisky I would get Allen 30 plus touches. Stacked box or no, he's a will breaker. Only saving grace is he is occasionally fumble prone

Would like to see a breakdown of red zone stats. 

1 hour ago, Frustrated said:

But if we are offered the Duke's Mayo Bowl for our moral victory total, would our players vote to go to a frat holiday party instead?

Most likely the offense would...

On the brightside, we are just about moral-victory-bowl eligible. This year's Moral Victory Bowl is ten fishbowls deep at Duffys on new years btw. 

Make that 21 carries for 22 yards...