El Straino

Bizzaro Al Davis: just lose, baby

*Ron Brown consoling and hugging Frost*

RB: Well, Scottie, I may have just heard an operatic overweight female warming up her voice...

Has anyone photoshopped Verduzco onto weekend at bernies? Needs to happen

Ah, yes, the classic "up by 3 but feels like a two score deficit." Husker...powwwwer?

Shades of Tanner Lee

Rex Barkhead

I have learned a way to reduce the crushing headaches directly caused by our special teams!

Anytime we line up for a special teams play I que up the Benny Hill chase scene music on my phone and let it rip with the snap. 

Who says tragic incompetence can't be funny? We're sittin on a gold mine of it here.

Everytime I see sparty punt I think of this

Aaaaand scene

Thank goodness we had commercials, had the kickoff, then go back to more commercials.  Would hate for Mahomes to not get his state farm check

Oh lordy, Gus Johnson is calling. Lolol, get ready for some over-emoting. Like his suit though (and Klatts)

So THATS what an accurate qb looks like

My GI tract is gonna put up more resistance with lunch than we'll get out of Fordham. 

IBTL

Seriously...what???

My head hurts enough as it is after that game

11 minutes ago, The Scarlet Pimpernel said:

 

Bulls**t. Stop making excuses. They just came out from halftime!

No, you're right. A 7 and a half minute getting-punched-in-the-face drive is isn't going to affect our chances of climbing back in this one. 

Defense is out there too long in this heat

Someone make a play here...

Little behind on field position. I'll still take punt punt over a turnover 

Little behind on field position. I'll still take punt punt over a turnover 

If they slap some ho-hum teams together they could always call it the Medium XII. (Gotta have the Roman numerals, its important-Beebe said so years ago)

bUt ThE mEdia i cOnSumE aNd mY SoCiAl cIrCLe tElL mE i KnOW mOrE tHaN YoU

Wait wait wait, you mean to tell me it's been a matter of hours and no one has consulted with the Sock Puppet?! 

Is nothing sacred?

This thread is off-seasoning even harder than usual. 

But inquiring minds wants to know: how much rice is consumed at Rice's stadium annually?