El Straino

I learned I still cringe a bit when AM throws those checkdown swings to the flats. Forward, Adrian, forward

Me: Hey, we made the top headlines on ESPN!

*checks notes*

Me: Oh...

23 minutes ago, Mavric said:

 

That sounds awesome...and really painful

I predict the team with the higher number of runs will win every game for the remainder of the year. Lock it. If anyone needs any other hot takes ill be researching vids of Jim Thome eating hotdogs in the dugout (for purely scientific purposes).

Awesome. Let's keep this momentum up

56 minutes ago, Mavric said:

 

No.  Absolutely not.  You can only talk in the vaguest of generalities when trying to make something fit the narrative you want to spin.

 

Everyone knows that Trent Dilfer is a much better quarterback than Dan Marino.  Just look at how many Super Bowls they've won.

Somebody call Columbo, there's just been a HB murder, lol

The trophy is a waste of spatial matter...but turning around this turd burger flavored season would be welcome. Fun fact: If you squint your eyes really hard and tilt your head from about 200 yards, the hockeiz kinda DO resemble the Steelers, well, minus the talent and prestige and the, you know, non-racist coaches

42 minutes ago, FrantzHardySwag said:

Please tell me you don't think message boards are actually influencing Frost's decision making. If they are, I'm calling on Moos to fire Frost yesterday (with my message board power), because that would be dumb as hell. 

 

In all seriousness this thread was started to discuss ways to improve the team, Frost ain't doing s#!t because message board fans suggested it. 

Thanks for utterly deflating my huskerboard sized ego 

Obvious troll is gonna troll. Next.

What are the sidebets on the number of timeouts taken at the end of the game after the outcome is decided? #kirkrhymeswithjerk

Are you able to hit the broad side of a barn from 10 to 20 yards away? Possess the ability to not drift past the line of scrimmage then toss a bizarre lateral into the ground? Are you capable of snagging horrifically inaccurate snaps from shotgun? If so, YOU could be Nebraska's next starting QB!!!

1 minute ago, Cy the Cyclone said:

I keep hearing about all this talent.  Where is it?  Still at high school?  This ain't high school.  

 

oh, and can we quit bagging on the Big 12 now.  Any of the Big 12 schools would boat race Nebraska off the field...even Kansas.

Ehhh...I dunno, as putrid as we currently are I think we could at least give the jayhawk juggernaut a decent game.  Farm Bowl 2020...played on an actual farm off hwy 77 somewhere by the border. Sponsored by Casey's.

What the transfer portal is gonna look like after this crapshow season

Did Adrian pee in someone's Cheerios or something?

1 minute ago, XsurferX said:

They just need to paint a ham sandwich on the football..problem solved

C'mon, roast beef. Even we have standards. Pathetic standards, but standards all the same

Thaaaaaat figures

Frost sitting in his office later this week:

"Can we get the heat turned down in here, it's awful warm."

Administrative assistant: "It already is, sir, that's just your chair."

Bad bad bad bad bad bad.

An 18 point deficit that feels like 38...

Man there's a lot of game left but there is a miserable feel to this one. 

Is that what a pass more than ten yards downfield looks like? Hmm...this forward pass thing may have something to it. Perchance we could occasionally try such things as well