El Straino

Pathetic showing from the offense

Sucking wind now big time

That puddle by our feet and now soaked pants is all of our momentum. Someone make a play and restart the engine puhleeease

Oh, THATS what a screen looks like

Sweet Jeebus, special teams...

AM is notably inconsistent throwing so far. Ugh...only 3 off that TO

I was wondering if some panic wouldn't set in, misguided or not. Good thing we don't have any of those weird "expectations" things (whatever on earth THAT is)

Holy schlamoly, the ole pirate is carving em up like a butterball

Announcers: I really must note- it's wonderful to see so many caring, loving parents and their babies in the stands today...

Subquestion- would the "babies" count towards the 25,000 limit?

6 minutes ago, MyBloodIsRed16 said:

Does anyone know anyone who has died from it?  I don't even know anyone who knows somebody who died from it.  The worst case I've heard is my office mate who's pastor who is in his 80's spent a month in the hospital but recovered.

My church had a member pass from covid in June. My co-worker's uncle died in July.

It's Chaos in Madison. Which is fitting for anyone who has had to use the beltway there...

I may not ever get an mvp, but I'll play everyday. 

2 hours ago, Undone said:

Every time the word "culture" is mentioned, take a shot.

 

 

1 hour ago, Cy the Cyclone said:

 

Thats good...how about you throw up some comparative stats from Purdue and Minnesota games?

 

Frankly...I'm pretty sure at this point in the season, ISU would run roughshod over both of your defenses (and I'm pretty confident Nebraska would run wild over ISU's defense) but, since you've turned down my offer of a neutral series at UNO, I guess the world will never know.

OMG...would we have to take turns dressing in old Mav's unis every other year? Rod Kush could do the coin flip from a questionably cheap recliner at midfield.

A most excellent satire. You may have forgot to include "categorical imperative" somewhere in there as well.

10 hours ago, HuskerPwr said:

I have to agree with the first part. I checked out as a Husker fan for a long time and checked back in once Frost was hired only to discover that we’ve fallen lower than Iowa. Imagine the horror! Iowa is solid though and I envy their consistency. Props to them.

Can we get the ball rolling on the contract already? I think Cy is worth at least 100K a year. I mean, Diaco is making 205K as DC at LaTech and are any of his ideas any less crazy?

Click on thread. Realize it's a Thurston bomb.

*nervous laughter* heh heh...

*cautious glancing around* 

It's uhhh, all going to be alright...ehhh, right guys?  Heh heh...ehhhh

P.S...ill be in my backyard cold war bunker maniacally watching and wearing out vhs tapes of old Fiesta and Orange Bowls while simultaneously laughing and crying in a large pile of Pringles crumbs.

2 minutes ago, LumberJackSker said:

...no one besides speilman and robinson has done a damn thing at wide receiver this year. 

Annnnd can I get an AMEN...not to mention that our TEs have started appearing on milk cartons locally

27 minutes ago, knapplc said:

 

BECAUSE OF REASONS

 

Or something. I dunno.    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

QUIT ABUSING HIM!!!

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