El Straino
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Gettin thick in here
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Obviously a lie...now if Moos said he was looking into LODGES I would believe him.
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9 minutes ago, tyrone_biggums said:
Tom is a good guy.
Wow didn't know Bill Parcels coached at Hastings.
Aye, there's a team photo hanging on the wall in the pressbox at Hastings College. If you look closely you'll notice a muuuuuuch younger Bill Parcels in stylish short shorts. Now just TRY to get that image outta your head.
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Are we still confusing the TO offense of the 90s with a flexbone true triple option offense? Asking for a friend who doesn't want to hurt themselves facepalming
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Does...does there need to be a Jessica0 mega-thread? Asking for a friend who wants to completely avoid it if so
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2 hours ago, bugeater17 said:
Is that you Lou Holtz??
Couldn't be, not near enough spittle
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At this point if we fail to land Sir Frost-a-Lot of House UCF the sheer mass and magnitude of this thread, as well as the hopes and dreams of many Husker faithful will go supernova. I haven't crunched the numbers yet, but most likely this will all collapse into a singularity, the gravitational effects of which not even the posts of Jessica0 will be able to escape...for nothing does beyond the Frost event horizon.
www.huskersupermassiveblackholeboard.com
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Twas the night before Penn State
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the computer mouse
The beers were all cooling
In the fridge with care
With hopes that St. Frost would soon be there
The Huskers were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of touchdowns danced through their heads
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature bus, pulled by a John Deere
The door was flung open, so lively it tossed
I knew in a moment that it must be St. Frost
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney St. Frost came with a bound
He was dressed all in red, from his head to his foot
And even his headset was covered in soot
A sack of trophies was flung on his back
Oranges, and Roses, and even an Outback!
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
Filled all the Adidas stockings, then turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose
He sprung to his bus, and to his team gave a whistle
And away they all shot, like a spiraling missile
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight
GO BIG RED to ALL, and to all a good night!!!
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Everyone needs to calm dowwwwn. Take a deep breath. R-e-l-a-x... we're talking Aaron non-broken collar bone Rodgers style of relaxing. Remind yourself:
Hey...
We're NEBRASKA...
And we will find the dumbest way to f@$! this up somehow. Heck, we're old pros at it by now.
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Is it too cliché to say I'll have some of what zoogs is having? A W in State College would actually fit this twilight zone-like season. Yeesh
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I'm a big fan of the 56 prong pitchfork. It has all the practicality of my 15 blade razor that takes the skin right off my face.
Lifehack: no face, no shave!
Oh, and black Friday can't get here fast enough.
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Are you working on a version of patty-cake that features inside zone concepts for next week's game, coach?
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I learned the defensive effort today was very Cosgrovian in nature.
Wait...
I would take a KC defense over what was on the field today. OMG, I just threw up a little in my mouth as I typed that.
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** Scott Frost megathread all things SF***
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Look at that beautiful technology. Bama can stick it