El Straino

27 minutes ago, ColoradoHusk said:

Word came out last week that Hausmann is definitely gone.  There was one interesting rumor on why.

3 hours ago, ColoradoHusk said:

The worst thing that Matt Turman did was eat Joe Ganz. Seriously, Matt Turman looks like he ate Joe Ganz. 

I'm not saying he let himself go, but seriously, he let himself go.

Actually, he's no different from 80% of other coaches/parents out there. It's just that he was sooooo small as a player back in the day.

The bipolar nature of a segment of the fan base is simultaneously bizarre and fascinating. 

But...but who is going to slap the players on the back and call them War Daddy? 

Just now, M.A. said:

Unavailable! He’s an Italian chef now.

Yeah, maybe at the Olive Garden.

The strain! Its-a-unbeLIEVable! *chefs kiss*

Cmon, make a friggin play boys

Get Grants a$$ outta there already. His head is not on right. You ain't Barry f$%king Sanders kid

So...Iowa has had success on the ground and they're throwing all over with the backup qb...is Harbaugh coaching from the booth?

Omg, I thought Santino Panico Martin was actually gonna return that one for a second

Whips in full eff-it mode, air raid engaged. He's already got his crap boxed up and on its way to the retirement home in Arizona

There's a game today? Could we just announce the new coach instead? I mean, as excited as I am to watch a bunch of punts and hair-pullingly frustrating play calling and missed tackles...

Oh, and uh, go big red, er something like that.

Whats the over/under on number of local media heads saying someone is out and then back in play?

8 minutes ago, Hayseed said:

Trev isn’t here at Culver’s 

Ohhh well. That calls for some cheese curds and a concrete mixer in these uncertain, troubling times...

10 minutes ago, Huskerfollower4life said:

Might as well close up shop and take away football. Can you only imagine if TA did that? 

*nervously laughing in UNO*

3 minutes ago, Pennhusker said:

I wonder where we’d be if we still had pelini. 

Unbelievable. Why he return that kick? Why they throw a 7 yard crosser?

Holy crap 34 was holding

Welllll crap. Wisky with the wind at midfield. What could go wrong?

Oliver "Santino Panico" Martin

Oh Fer craps sake, someone go kick Whips chair out from under him up in the press box. 

Just now, lo country said:

You don't have to leave anymore.

A few on Wiskys side maybe wishing that was still the rule now...

Thank goodness Allen is nowhere near 100%

Hey...I keep waiting for the 2nd half collapse...are they getting my hopes up? What is this?

Ohmygosh a screen