El Straino

Ready for the chubba hubba bubba show?

Aaaaaaand back to the bench rahmir

Holy cow, Jesus in the stands! Turnin water into Pepsi, feedin the masses with 5 runzas and two pizza slices. How can we lose now?

Fortuitous there's a pepto commercial after that blocked xp. 

I heart when the opposition tries to get stupidly cute when other things are working extremely well for them

I don't effing care if Palmer ends up with 1400 receiving yards, this yolo offense sucks, and we will continue losing more games than we win

There it is...that low percentage deep ball on 1st

Bielema couldn't help getting that jet sweep in there...

That kinda sums up too many Whip drives after showing promise on the ground. Low percentage deep ball on 1st, miss the open shallow route on 2nd, pick on 3rd

14 minutes ago, THROW_DEM_BONES said:

Something I noticed in box score... KU rush:pass ratio is 22:23. Baylor's is 54:26

KU also has some nice baby blue jerseys

But miss me with those helmets. So close, yet so far

Man, the Sock Puppet and Frost threads were so vastly superior to this one. Anyone spot Jim Tressel at a gas station lately? Is Neon Deion at the Warhorse? 

Oh criminy, there's a Deion Sanders story on 60 minutes tonight?  A few HB members gonna be salivating/firing up the DVR for that. 

27 minutes ago, Moiraine said:

Frank Solich. He had a year off to rejuvenate.

Bring him back on a one day contract, he retires, curse is broken. Bada bing

Live look in the Nebraska locker room at halftime ...

*sad trombone sound effect*

"Now hold on here, we gotta be careful,"

-Sip, discussing the head coach search....

Or doing the dishes...

Or mowing the yard....

Or in the McDonalds drive thru

2 minutes ago, Mavric said:

 

I saw that happen when watching earlier and thought, if only he'd whip his hat at the refs and increase his spittle output 200%...wonder which Chili's or Applebee's Bo is at, chowing unlimited boneless wings (i.e. nuggets) and griping at the bartender for "not executing"

I at least take some solace that regardless of who the next coach is, be it Mickey, Campbell, Liepold, Aranda, whoEVER- in terms of organization and discipline it will be a guaranteed improvement. 

Unless we hired Herm Edwards...in which case I'm packing up old school Herbie Husker and driving off a cliff Thelma-and-Louise style

I want a FOOTBALL minded coach. Football is all 3 phases. Regardless of one's background as offense or defense, until all 3 are preached and practiced ad nauseum none of this will matter. 

If the sellout streak dies, it dies

Seriously...we punted. Bunch of jagoffs

Why not go for it on 4th and 1? Who cares what side of the field we're on? Look at the scoreboard. Ya ain't keeping em outta the endzone any better with a long field vs short. 

1 minute ago, Stu said:

Yes....aaaand no.

Why, oh why, are we flinging the ball around? Run it and run it. Any pass outside of a 3rd and long better be play action. End this 

Did Gus Johnson decide to go take a nap? If so, I don't blame him