I was just pondering the same thing. What if the Sock is indeed an employee of the athletic department whose soul purpose is to spread misinformation? But if that were the case it would mean there is a bigger fish than Tressel you are going after...... aahhhhhhhh im going insane.
do socks even have souls? i know they have soles.
Socks have no "soles," Gingers have no "souls," SE is a ginger, sock = SE