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Yea....it is......

I certainly hope so Bill......

Lovin' it!!

Hmm....let me think for a second.....Yea, the WCO is definately working!

I think with how complicated our offense is, you almost have to red-shirt most offensive players.

Yeah, but what's in a Runza???? Ground unicorn is what is in a Runza. That's why it's magically delicious. Oh good God! Somewhere a gay guy is crying over that comment. By the way, I think it's Lucky Charms that are "magically delicious" But you guys have been talking about Runza's so much that I just had to get one this noon....MMMMM GOOOOOOOOOOOOD! BRI - If I hold it up to my computer screen I'm sure you'll be able to smell it......

Maybe we can just make them suck on our knobs the entire game....so we dont have to listen to them ask stupid questions.......

They never cease to amaze me.......

I love how they actually showed the players the video of Hawkins' infamous quote. Any one else catch that on the news? Mo said they laughed at it, but they also got a little mad about it.

Amazing. Nice catch indeed. I hope you plan on marrying this girl, if you havent already.

I smell AT LEAST 100 yards and 2 TD's for Mo on Friday...

This was inspired by another thread......... Be as loud and effin' crazy as you want when attending a Husker game! MAAAAAAN LAAAAAAAAW

Seriously, why do people like that even bother to come to the games??? Honestly, what did you expect? This isnt an EFFIN' funeral. If you want it to be quiet stay at home and watch it on TV!!!

Stupid girls, Dont they know the only way to get to a man's heart is know everything about Husker Football???

Except that we have to put up with Colorado's sh*t all the time.

If for some reason he doesn't make it to the NFL, I think Cally should try and convince him to come back here a be a QB Coach or something. I think he could be a good one.

I move to have this one stricken from the books?!?! Second, can you imagine Larry the Cable Guy........(run to bathroom to vomit) Alright, Fine!! Here, I'll modify it a tad... It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes and run around naked after a big Husker win. Close....but how about this? "It is a must for HOT HOT women to strip off their clothes." And then...thats it, they just strip off their clothes. That is good....but how 'bout, they get on their knees!

I love how we kick everyone in the junk now....

Well, I was about to, but then my friend gave me a swift kick to the pills. I realized what I was doing and I made the biatch leave!

They really do live in their own little fantasy world, huh?? God, It makes me laugh!

What about Chipotle, or however you spell it...those things are damn near the size of footballs!!! Ok maybe not THAT big, but still...they're huge.

"Can I draw you a beer Norm ?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." -------------------------------------------------- "How's a beer sound Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." -------------------------------------------------- "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a nice beer Normie?" "Going Down?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's new Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll it be Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer & a snorkel." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you like Normie?" "A reason to live. Give me another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What'll you have Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." -------------------------------------------------- "What'd you say Norm?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer." -------------------------------------------------- "What would you say to a beer Norm?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?" -------------------------------------------------- (Coming in from the rain) "Evening everybody." Everybody: "Norm!" "Still pouring Norm?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." -------------------------------------------------- "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." -------------------------------------------------- "Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, if she calls, I'm not here." -------------------------------------------------- "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" -------------------------------------------------- "Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "Another layer for the winter, Wood." -------------------------------------------------- "What cha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." -------------------------------------------------- "How's life treating you Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife." -------------------------------------------------- "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." -------------------------------------------------- "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." -------------------------------------------------- "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty." -------------------------------------------------- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." -------------------------------------------------- "What's the story Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." -------------------------------------------------- "How's about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" -------------------------------------------------- "What's going on Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." -------------------------------------------------- "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

You think he could kill someone by kicking a football at that person's face???

Well if he is, then I hope he can handle losing to NU EVERY YEAR!!!!