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First-round action is underway in the "greatest" D1 player tourney in the Contest Crib.

Last day of voting in the Contest Crib for this round of battles.

Next round of GOAT battles are up in the Contest Crib. Go vote for the best college players of all time.

The GOAT battle is back up and running. Second Round battles are in the Crib.

@swmckewonOWH 7m Former Nebraska OT @Yoshi_Hardrick is up for Arena Football League's All-Star game. Vote for him here. http://allstar.afl-global.com/

Final vote is up in the Greatest D1 Player of All Time battle in the Crib. Barry Sanders vs. Tommie Frazier.

If you get decked while throwing a pass, bad things will come.

Latest rounds of voting and position nominations are up in the Crib.

It's nomination time once again in the Contest Crib. We need a lot of linebackers and defensive ends, so go nominate someone for a spot on the Starting Lineup.

Latest rounds of voting and position nominations are up in the Crib.

Latest rounds of voting and position nominations are up in the Crib. Only 15 spots left on the roster.

Campaigning.

The Starting Lineup has ended. Go check the Crib for final stats, and a discussion thread asking for suggestions for next year.

Yet another survey.

Be careful with your keyboard! Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

Deutschland! Deutschland! Uber Alles!

@Huskers: Season tix for #Huskers 2014 season have been sold. Single-game tix from visiting allotment on sale Tues. 7/22. http://bit.ly/Wbneph

Sneezer video http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/slow-motion-sneezes.htm

Messenger bag nachos

(naught)

Please don't swear in Status Updates. We've been deleting them for years now. Nobody likes it, but we aren't changing so let's adapt, OK?

Lanny Holstein @937Lanny Bo just threw the red challenge flag on a play at first. This is awesome.

I can confirm that my internet connection is hit and miss. Probably a problem with the wifi.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled message board madness.

Rollin'Rock - I never got an email from you.