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Stand back guys, don't everyone all post at once. Reminder, submissions will only be accepted until tomorrow, until I add the poll.

Since this is turning out to be a real mind boggler, I'll give a small hint. Maybe this will get ya thinking in the right direction. Did the dead people died in the water? YES

Did the yacht hit an iceberg? NO Did the yacht hit another yacht? NO

Was this the "love boat"? NO Damn it, now I've got that song suck in my head! Was an iceberg involved? NO Did they serve fudge bars on the boat? UNKNOWN Are there surviving members on the boat? NO Is the boat wrecked? NO Will Bill Callahan and the WCO bring the Huskers another nat champ? YES

Sorry Charlie, that's not the correct answer. Good try though. Either this is a real thinker or you guys aren't trying very hard. Hummm, should I give a hint? NOPE

IS the yacht still floating? YES Is it yacht flipped upside down? NO

Is it Tony Soprano and Paulie dumpin a few rats outside Barnaget Bay lighthouse after they just got back from Point Pleasant drinkin vodka oyster shots at Jenks singin and dancing the night away to the Nerds? Good guess but NO

wast this yacht in a "real" ocean? YES how many poeple on the yacht? UNKNOWN (yes or no questions only) Did they kill themslevs? NO Did giant crocodiles eat them like in that when mutant crocs attack movie? NO Damn, that was my next riddle!

Heres a summation of the questions so far. Is the mob involved? NO Are the bodies men? UNKNOWN women? UNKNOWN More than 6 bodies? UNKNOWN Are they human corpses? YES Are they animal corpses? NO Was the yacht directly involved in their death? YES Were they killed by an oil spill? NO Is it in the Pacific Ocean? UNKNOWN Atlantic? UNKNOWN Were the corpses members of the passengers or crew of the yacht while living? UNKNOWN Were the deaths caused by the yacht striking the people? NO Were the people already in the water when the yacht arrived? NO Was there another ship nearby? NO Having fun yet?

1. Were the people already in the water when the yacht arrived? NO 2. Was there another ship nearby? NO

1. Were the corpses members of the passengers or crew of the yacht while living? UNKNOWN 2. Were the deaths caused by the yacht striking the people? NO

Post your captions for this lovely pic. Submissions will be accepted until next Sunday, April 10th. The poll will be added on the 10th and run for another week to select the most creative, funny, strange, whatever.. caption. Winner gets a Husker Buck! Instructions can be found here: Caption Contests

Create your own caption contests. Winner gets a husker buck! How it will work: 1. I will post a picture. 2. You come up with a caption and post it. 3. At the end of a predetermined time I will add a poll for everyone to vote on the best caption. 4. Winner gets a Husker Buck, buys Husker Gear and becomes a much happier person. Rules / Guidelines: 1. Try to keep your captions to one per contest. If you must post more then one caption I will pick the one I like best or least for the poll. 2. No editing of your posts once the poll has begun. 3. In the event of a tie, the winner will be determined by who submitted their caption first. 4. More to come if needed.

Is it in the Pacific Ocean? UNKNOWN Atlantic? UNKNOWN Which ever you prefer.

Change in the way I will answer your questions. I will reply with quote of your questions instead of editing the posts. This should benefit those of you that use the topic reply notification...

Kramers questions brings up something I forgot. If I put UNKNOWN, it's probably not important to the solution...

In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. What happened? The correct answer is worth 1 husker point. Directions, examples and rules can be found here: Riddle Contests

Riddle Contests This should be entertaining and profitable for the winners. Huskerboard point value will be posted with each riddle. The basics of how this works: 1. I will post a statement / question / riddle... 2. You will ask yes or no questions about the statement, only YES / NO questions. 3. In response I will add YES or NO to the end of your posted questions. If I reply with an UNKNOWN, it's not important to the solution. 4. You ask more questions if necessary. 5. If you think you have the correct answer spell it out. I will not sum up your yes no questions, you have to piece them all together to get the answer. The person who guesses correctly first wins. 6. The winner earns husker bucks, buys husker gear and becomes a much happier person! A few rules: 1. No using search engines to find the answers, that means no googling, yahooing... I will try to make it impossible to find the answer like this anyway. 2. No editing your post after I have edited with the correct answered. 3. More rules to come if need be. 4. Don't answer the riddles if you already know the answer. It doesn't give other members to participate. 5. Points will be awarded at the discretion of the moderator. For example, if you pull a number 4, you won't receive any points. Here's an example of how one of these might play out. The bolded text would be added by me.

Thanks Blackshirt, good to be on the team Eric, I feel most comfortable among other crackpots and don't worry Toad, it will be brought.

Happy Easter Yeh, I know, it corney, ya'll do better.

I really didn't need to see that but now that I have I will have to forward that pic on to all my unsuspecting friends, coworkers and family. Just one question, what would make a person in that condition pose for a picture like that? It's a thinker...

I have no comment on this one. Ums, wow, humm I'm at a loss for words... You can find candles with just about every fragrance imaginable, from blueberry to ocean mist to hot apple pie. Now there's a candle that lets you experience the scent of Jesus, and they've been selling out by the case. "We see it as a ministry, " says Bob Tosterud, who together with his wife came up with the idea for the candle. Light up the candle called "His Essence" and its makers say you'll experience the fragrance of Christ. Bob Tosterud and wife Karen say the formula is all spelled out in Psalm 45. "It's a Messianic Psalm referring to when Christ returns and his garments will have the scent of myrrh, aloe and cassia," says Karen Tosterud. Wondering what that must smell like, Karen Tosterud ordered those oils, a combination that produces sort of a flowery, cinnamon aroma. Then she called on a friend who just happened to be a candle-maker. "And in October, we got our first batch of 768 candles. We had no idea how it would go," Karen Tosterud says. But once word got out they went through 10,000 candles. "It's the only one on the market and everyone tells us it's very unique and nothing like it," says Karen Tosterud. "We wanted people to be able to experience Christ in new ways and to be able to read a bible and have that scent and that candle as a reminder that he is with us all the time." "You can't see him and you can't touch him," says Bob Tosterud. "This is a situation where you may be able to sense him by smelling. And it provides a really new dimension to one's experience with Jesus." The candles never stay on the shelves for long. The Tosteruds say each one that goes out is like a ministry in itself. The candles sell for about $18. They are sold in about 150 stores around the country. Or you can order them online at www.hisessence.com. You can also call this phone number: 877-psalm-45. Full Story Here

I had honey on my toast this morning instead of strawberry jam. There's no high fructose corn syrup in honey… How can there be HFCS in Diet Coke and it still have no calories, that doesn't make any sense?

Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you? Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car Step 2. Drive VERY FAST Step 3. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

This one's good practice for Saturday night. You have to escort the drunk home by keeping him from falling over by moving your mouse back and forth. I got my drunk 60 meters and gave up. http://www.wagenschenke.ch/