slacker

You would think that but I look young for my age and I tested out of the first and second grades... That's my 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Garrison, on the right.

Here's one from my own personal collection. This is slacker after a little incident in 4th grade....

Agree

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This pic was captioned "Who designed this?" Very good question...

Saw this and thought of AR Husker Fan. This bad jokes for you Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''

That suckes................. Get it?

Feel the love Bob, and speaking of post-its, we're out. Bob could you order some more?...

Even thought I am not a cat person I still think this cat has every right to be pissed off.

Pranks to pull on Bob while he's away from his desk: It is allways a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text. “f*ck” or so will do nicely. They’ll never notice and send it out. Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything. Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses. Take clear tape and tape the underside of the mouse. Make sure you take the sticky end of the tape and apply it to the bottom of the mouse so it locks the ball in place. The victim will most likely check the connections in the back, reinstall drivers, reboot, etc., before they realize what has happened. Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!

Now I know some people have way to time on their hands, like me, but whoever put this together has ridiculous amounts nothing to do… Techno music made from Windows sound files. Strange. Windows Noises Music Click Here

That one's really bad (good) but you got to love a good BAD joke. I'll admit, it doesn't take much to make me laugh, can ya tell

Isn't this one of those situations that starts with, "Hold my beer and watch this..." It's got to be one of those situations because I just don't get how you could possible do that by mistake. Is that a woman in the drivers seat? Humm…..

This one's really bad A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........You're gonna love this......... The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”

Here's a classic flash video. I'm sure some of you have seen this, if not enjoy. End of the World: Click Here

Suck up that I am, here's the e-card I sent my boss for Bosses Day. I thought it was funny... Click Here

Oh and as a side note, your first "ha ha, I'm using the internet!!!" picture has been printed and posted outside my cube at work this morning.

Okay, now my turn: Here's a nun using the internet for the first time, I wonder what she is looking at???

What office is complete without it's very own golf cube???

More on the Tin Cube, looks like something I would do.

The last one's my favorite. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally... scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the United States of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail deliveries to Wednesdays only. Weight of average American drops to 275 lbs. Japanese scientists have invented a camera with such a phenomenally fast shutter speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth closed. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nailclippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. New IRS schedule sets lowest tax rate at 75%. 85-year study conclusion: Diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Hell yea. That picture is from the episode where Peter takes 20,000 dollars and converts a room in his house into peewees playhouse. Ridiculous was the word of the day. I thought that looked familiar, I use to watch peewees playhouse when I was like 8 years old. Ridiculous is a good word of the day everyday as far as I'm concerned. Okay so to do list just got one item longer...

hehe, I swear I am going to get myself heckled off this board. This one's bad: Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune." Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

I feel like that every time I open my browser!