slacker

I've never seen it, should probably add it to the to do list...

Congratulations Godfather!

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Hows bout some one liners and other corny jokes that don't deserve their own thread but are still good for a laugh. Here's two to get it started. Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

Here's one to get you in the Halloween spirit.

Are you depressed; feeling left out and run-over? Does your job suck? Are you unappreciated and overworked? Family got you down, money worries too? Well, here’s the drug for you!

1. Britney Spears & Eminem: Who, combined, have written more books than they've read. 2. Dr. Phil Mcgraw: Who has managed to convince millions of women to buy his self-help books, despite the fact that his most hight-profile patient, Oprah Winfrey, is an overweight woman with serious commitment issues. 3. America's Oil Companies: For a lifetime body of work proving that oil and water don't mix. 4. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon: For those 2 consecutive days last March when no Israelis or Palestinians killed each other. 5. Bill Gates: For creating the X-Box and convincing Americans that their children need a $200 video game system during a recession. 6. The Editors of Maxim: For managing to create 300 magazine pages a month using no other subjects besides beer and models. 7. Jared: Of the Subway Sandwich fame, whose claim of losing hundreds of pounds and achieving optimum health by eating nothing but oversized, greasy heroes was questioned by no one. 8. Jennifer Lopez: Who, in conjunction with DuPont, developed a synthetic fabric capable of containing her ass. 9. That 300 Pound Guy: Who always manages to jam himself into the coach seat right next to yours on coast to coast flights. 10. Glaxo: Who has managed to make "loose stools" a side effect of every one of the drugs it produces.

Filing the lawyer one away in keepers...

The inbox has been kind of empty lately but I thought this was worth a laugh: You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus… An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. - You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. - Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. - However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams." Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box." HOWEVER.... the correct answer is: To run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.

I'm voting for slacker just because Why thank you, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Could be but in this case I don't know that hair color matters, if anyone is missing it let me zoom in.

Just doing my job Red

Starting a new pic thread since the other one is getting kind-a full. I'm sure everyone could use a little laugh right now. You've seen this one before but to protect the idiot the license plate was always blurred out...

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This game was great to start with and it just keeps getting better, there's a whole series available at their site. You can even download penguin whacking aka yeti sports to your cell phone, you have to buy it though Here's their official site: http://www.yetisports.org/

Once again I must ask, How the Hell do you do this by accident???

I laughed my A-- of when I came across this one. You have to have seen the movies... Basically 30 second bunny reenactments of famous moves like Jaws, the Exorcist and so on. Click here to see the Exorcist in 30 seconds --->http://www.angryalien.com/0204/exorcistbunnies.html

Here's another new one. Wonder what was went on here???

Good one. For G-- sake, how the..... how much beer does it take to make that a good idea?!..

I'm a dog person so I enjoyed this... To Play Cat-A-Pult Click Here.

Some Movie Trailers... Friday Night Lights: Click Here Team America: World Police: Click Here Hero: Click Here It's a Tarantino movie so should be good. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow: Click Here

I think I'll be a smart arse and vote for myself.

And to add to the toilet theme. Ouch

Notice: The election is expecting a higher then normal turnout in 2004. To minimize long waits at polling places all Republicans are asked to vote on November 3rd and all Democrats should vote on November 4th.

This was sent to me from a Sprint employee I know but I think it applies to employees of just about any corporation. Intro.asf <---Click Here.