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17 hours ago, Big Red 40 said:

Lol didn’t mean to kill the thread with that one . Somebody tell a good story and keep it going . 

Every married person on Huskerboard HAS responded - everybody else is single, 30 years old and living in their parents basement

2 hours ago, NUance said:

Weird things on Wikipedia:  

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trunko

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rokurokubi 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agogwe 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_the_Doll 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant  (NSFW:  Penis warning!)  

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methods_of_torture 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_Tom

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingoodie_artefact 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_death_worm  

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler 

 

LINK

 

NUance must be bored again

Ah, yes - good ol' bullet butt Mohammed

5 hours ago, Moiraine said:

We're 0-0, which is exactly what I thought we'd be on August 3rd.

And we have the same record as Clemson --- and Kansas

Bump the MLB 51 thread

3 minutes ago, Creed said:

OSU fan here and the story is upsetting based on the info published so far.  Assuming UM knew the extent of the situation, how can he be so stupid to not to report it to the proper people at OSU and protect a position coach.  I am not coming to conclusion until I know all the information.  Specifically,

 

 

At first I was "How could Michigan know about ..... oh, Urban Meyer"

16 minutes ago, HuskerInLostWages said:

I don't remember whose wife she is, but yeah maybe.  Lyndsey is the one in the texts saying that Urban didn't know what to believe, I have never seen an actual text from Shelley actually typing a message stating that Urban didn't know what to believe.

Poor Cyclones about to get poached. 

Four notable ISU poached coaches: Johnny Majors to Pitt and Tennessee, Chizik who got the MNC at Auburn (not really poached, more like swapped), someone named Pop Warner, and, wait for it, Earle Bruce, who went to Ohio State, who is related to ...

I'm surprised it isn't scheduled for 6 AM

57 minutes ago, Minnesota_husker said:

The trickle down affect would be crazy if they did.

 

Ohio State is a big time job and so whoever takes it over will either: A) Leave a current team right before the season starts or B)be an unemployed big name coach who will poach position coaches from other schools.

 

 

Now at the App store

The Buckeye HC App

Who needs a coaching staff when you, the fans, obviously know more about football than those coaches with multi-million dollar salaries!  Here is your chance for the 2018 season to call the plays!  Offense, defense, special teams.  The second string QB is obviously better than the starter, we all know that.  Base defense, schmase defense - ITS BLITZ TIME BABY!  Who cares about time management when you can throw a Hail Mary on the very first play? 

The highest vote count play gets relayed to an able body of student managers to signal to the team.  Don't worry about those bothersome Russians hacking into the system when they (along with the opponents fans) have free access to the app for $1.99.

16 hours ago, jaws said:

 

I didn't say Urban was off the hook. I said that she should have reported it, which the schools hasn't said if she did or not. Once Urban knew, he should have reported it. 

 

Maybe I should ask the Title IX lawyers about this during my next training session. 

As a mandated reporter under Title IX / McClury(sp) Act at the local community college (man I can't wait for the 4 hour computer training video) the emphasis has always been on the students and location.  I don't ever remember any situation that wasn't student/student, student/faculty or student/stranger.  And it had to occur on or around campus or school sponsored event location - like a Greek formal always held at a local hotel.  

This and the entire Title IX staff being fired "Now that I think of it, I did report it to the Title IX office.  They were a bunch of incompetents and must have lost the paper work.  They are all fired, remember" maybe he does get his job back?

Jaws - I feel for you while you are at the training session

3 hours ago, ADS said:

Bo Pelini to Ohio State.

Will he still get paid $5 and a bag chips so Nebraska would still have to pay him? (Do I need the sarcasm emoji)

The last mention of Wilbon was 23 posts ago

Is the thread officially derailed?

On 7/24/2018 at 11:55 AM, Ulty said:

Doesn't look good to me at all. DC has really fallen short in putting their universe on the screen compared to Marvel. I grew up knowing only DC characters, reading Superman and Batman comics and watching Superfriends on Saturday morning. Aquaman always seemed like a lame character. They can't make a decent Superman or Green Lantern movie, how is Aquaman supposed to be a convincing hero?

 

8 minutes ago, krc1995 said:

So you literally lit her fire? Sweet story 

Yes it was a great 35 years until she died 3 years ago.

Back to @seaofred92 - getting back into the saddle and dating after 38 years is rough

And is you mom single?

5 hours ago, knapplc said:

Don't worry, guys. I've set a clever trap.

 

 

Let me check other people's calendars to see if I am not working at their house first

21 minutes ago, The Dude said:

I've gained like 25 pounds in the last year.

I bet it's all lean muscle mass, riiiiiiiiiight?

13 hours ago, seaofred92 said:

Just turned 26 and people around me are starting to get married left and right. I'm single but I'm curious- how did everyone meet their wife?

Not trying to be PC, but shouldn't this be meet your spouse? - Trying to help you before the women folk gets to you.

We were seniors and met for the first time in HS chemistry class.  She was a total mess - tried to light a bunsen burner with a pair of tongs (thought it was a spark lighter)  I tried to help her out as best as I could.   It was part of my assignment to help the students - because I was a senior at Nebraska and I was her student teacher.

We didn't see each other for two years after she graduated but ran into each other at a mall then started seeing each other

12 hours ago, brophog said:

I'll pay anybody like 5 bucks to make me a time machine so I can get out of this eternal offseason.

Deal.  $5 and $3 shipping and handling

Expect your shipment within 35 days

Hah - Same father, different mothers - step brother doesn't work because that is not a blood relative

On 7/26/2018 at 2:20 PM, 4skers89 said:

I tell people that if you want to gain strength they need to eat enough protein, get proper sleep... oh, and you need to lift weights. 

I can do one of these, is that good enough?  **Finishes steak**

12 hours ago, brophog said:

 

That's the story we were told. Makes a lot of sense when you look at how much the university has already done. Moving the practices to the morning will end up a footnote in all of this, but that's like moving mountains for a major university. These are really large bureacracies and getting something of this magnitude done this swiftly takes a ton of people. That's just one example, one in which we probably dismiss as being much easier than it was. If Frost couldn't get the administration to work with him on these things he felt were needed to do this proper, why bother coming. 

Professor "What? I have to teach in the afternoon? When am I going to take my nap, er, do research?"

Admin: "You can sleep in"

Professor "I'm OK with it now"

And yes I'm joking

Kent worked for / with my half brother at KHUB in Fremont

I don't show the banners at the bottom of each post, if that helps

17 hours ago, NUance said:

 

NSFW brawl language and blurred out semi-nudity

 

It all started when Tube Top Girl used a water cup to take a soda and MacDonald's Big Girl turned the soda machine off.  

I am no longer tempted to use a water cup to get pop at a fast food restaurant ever again

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 Israel Junior National Team at the 2016 European Championship.

Since when has Israel been a part of Europe?