HuskerInLostWages

I have never watched football being played during a comedy show before.  This is a comedy at this point, it's comical that either HH or JS is in anyway shape or form considered QB's.

HAHAHAHAHA we have the worth QB's in the nation and it isn't even close.

Just now, huskerfan74 said:

By the way Sims has to wash the defense clothes all week and serve them food

Poor guys are going to starve, he will drop every forth plate daily.

Just now, Bigz said:

I knew buterfingers wouldnt let us down.

They are already doing the paperwork to be sponsored by the Butterfingers brand next season.  Heard it will be worth a mil every fumble.

There it is.  Wondered when it was going to happen at the most inopportune time.

Held em, I like it.  

Just now, huskerfan74 said:

I hate these drives because they are exhausting for D

Well if they would tackle rather than whiffing they'd already have been off the field.

Terrible terrible angle on that whif.  Had him if he didn't move to the player and waited for him to come to him.

BLACKSHIRTS STEPPING UP!!!

I will take it but man they make it look harder than it should have been, EJ walked right in and then I realized he didn't have the ball haha.

Hate to say it but this is where we turn it over again.  I'm so jaded with this team right now:(

Uhhh Kemp, this is not volleyball, WTF were you doing?

Peacocks halftime report might be the worst I have ever watched, this is painful, like watching Nebraska play offense type terrible.

Haha we c=get no pressure and our secondary is dog s#!t.

Good lord, we are awful.  

Wow, Hartzog got molested there, 2 plays in a row. He needs to call the cops, he just got impregnated.

Great job Oline, you let them just walk right through.

Just now, huskerfan74 said:

He sold that well. It was a flop

He's been watching Neymar Jr of Brazil.

Just now, BlackHillsHusker said:

Watch the offense  or hit myself in the head with  a hammer?  

Same outcome either way 

1 minute ago, huskerfan74 said:

I would be interested to see what our starting position on offense is. I would be surprised if it is above the 20 yard line for the entire season thus far.

I believe they said the 14 was our average for the season last week or the week before.  After last week i'm sure it's even closer to our endzone fair catching 3 inside the 12.

Friggin vitos tacos commercials i keep getting during the game is making me hungry for a good birria taco.  You guys are probably seeing something else since i think it's regional.

DId they finally decide hey let's let EJ get lathered up?  Normally we would have Grant taking over.  Good god, catch the god damned ball.

Just now, knapplc said:

We have to have among the worst starting field position in the Big Ten. Their punters are constantly pinning is around the ten yard line.

Doesn't help that we purposely fair catch inside the 10 to help them either.

Just now, knapplc said:

Wow. Robinson destroyed that play.

3 plays in a row he has destroyed the play, probably the most i have ever heard his name.

Just now, Packerhuskerfan said:

Dang, how did he catch that?  Why can't we do that?

We currently have WR's with hands of stone, if it hits their hands there's like a 60/40 it bounces off lately.  Another 70/30 chance the throw is to the other team too.