Scarlet Overkill

I have a jury summons on the 14th.  I am actually hoping to get called so I can just wait to get the wife something the following weekend when it's cheaper.

I think i may be one of the unluckiest people when it comes to this stuff.  Everyone i know calls in and doesnt have to report.  In the 24 years I've known my husband, he's gotten 1 summons, and didnt even have to go.  In that same amount of time, I've had 3 county and 1 federal, and had to report each time, and even had to be on a jury the last time.  This would be my 4th county one.  

I've never had to go in and this is about my 6th summons.