The Dude

My sources indicate sd'sker's dad is a giraffe.

Coaches love leaving Wisconsin after CCG blowouts.

For those of you who don't habla Español, El Niño is Spanish for . . . The Niño.

Watching some SportsCenter for the first time in years. It's like they're trying to do the Anchorman schtick, with guys who aren't funny. Terrible.

Great week of bowl games capped off by wildcard weekend. Fun week for football fans, you guys.

Phew, that was close. 4-0 in playoff picks. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

B1G! B1G! B1G!

This is just like that movie Red Dawn. Who was *really* responsible for the malware attack?

Crootin'

The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

Obliterated

It was good to see Turner out there playing football.

Reading some AngryBeavs posts from when Riley left OSU. From what I gather the people who wanted him gone the most were the most angry he left since it makes him an unloyal, classless jerk. And he'll never be successful because he doesn't run a gimmicky offense. Of course they used the word innovative.

walksalone be like:

Terrell Watson from Asuza Pacific went undrafted to the Bengals. Watch yo' back, Rex. Dude is a beast.

B.B. King receiving hospice care. http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32572636

Has Carson made an appearance in the annual offseason fashion thread? His posts are the only ones worth reading in those dumpster fires.

Rest in peace Wes Craven.

Jim Harbaugh looks like somebody's grandma.

Drink every time the BTN announcers say "Drew Ott".

Football#

Okla wins in 2OT.

Floyd would rather retire than fight GGG. pu&&y.

It's like Marcus Mariota is good at playing football or something.

NFL needs to go back to the "if you catch the ball it's a f'ing catch" rule. Simple, direct, honest.