Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 BRASILIA, Brazil - The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners. “Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They’re much happier,” said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, a small town in the central state of Mato Grosso. Souza Luz said 68 men over the age of 60 had already signed up for the program, which was approved by the town’s legislature and has been dubbed “Happy Penis,” or “Pinto Alegre” in Portuguese. But the program has also had the unforeseen consequence of encouraging some extra-marital affairs, Souza Luz said. “Some of the old men aren’t seeking out their wives. They’ve got romances on the side,” he said. To discourage such illicit canoodling, Souza Luz said the city had decided to begin distributing the Viagra pills to the wives of the men who signed up for the program. That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands,” he said. Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 newer version of Steppenwolfs' The Pusher Woman Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 newer version of Steppenwolfs' The Pusher Woman NICE! Quote Link to comment
huskernumerouno Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 That is funny Quote Link to comment
Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red Posted November 22, 2006 Author Share Posted November 22, 2006 I think I will use the term "Pinto Alegre" from now on... Quote Link to comment
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