slacker Posted October 15, 2004 Share Posted October 15, 2004 The last one's my favorite. Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally... scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the United States of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail deliveries to Wednesdays only. Weight of average American drops to 275 lbs. Japanese scientists have invented a camera with such a phenomenally fast shutter speed that they now can photograph a woman with her mouth closed. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nailclippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. New IRS schedule sets lowest tax rate at 75%. 85-year study conclusion: Diet and exercise are the keys to weight loss. Quote Link to comment
Eric the Red Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Weight of average American drops to 275 lbs. You think Terrific Tom will have lost weight by then. If he's still alive. Quote Link to comment
fasteddie Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Weight of average American drops to 275 lbs. You think Terrific Tom will have lost weight by then. If he's still alive. yeh right that mangino sized piece o crap doubt it. heres anuther one from 2029. the huskers make it a silver anniversary by beating kstate for the 25 straight yr. Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted October 22, 2004 Author Share Posted October 22, 2004 heres anuther one from 2029. the huskers make it a silver anniversary by beating kstate for the 25 straight yr. Quote Link to comment
General Blackshirt Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Bump. Quote Link to comment
papersun87 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. 2029? Shoot, that's happening NOW. Quote Link to comment
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