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Anyone know what I'm referring to?

 

Don't you hate it when your fruit tastes line New Zealanders?

DVD = Dubbed Video Dub

25 years and it's already obsolete!!

Now it's time for everyone's favorite dragon, Albi: the raciest dragon.

Everyone knows dragon tears turn into jelly beans...

New Zealander, stop touching my fruit!

...too many mother uckers, ucking with my sci...

New Zealand, why not?

You look like a banana balls.

This looks more like the bird *flapping hands* try putting some wings on your bird.

I've totally confused you with Australians, I feel terrible!!! You can uncover you eyes, they're not Australian, they're New Zealanders..

...good byeeee leggy blond ... leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy blond...

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Here's the minutes from our last band meeting:

 

- I've said a lot of things in my time, not all of it's worth listening to.

- So we have to get up at 7 o'clock in the morning and do 200 squat thrusts?

- Honda Accord was to big to fit in the gap there, I knew as soon as I wrote it there'd be some sort of controversy.

- You're like a couple of.. ..cool looking.. idiots...

- Ah, I see what you're doing, you're watching Jermaine with those rock and roll moves, buying the leather suit, getting the mixed nuts, jumping on the bed, and you thought how could I equal this.

- You got any cashews in there? ... No I picked them out. ... Typical.

- So, what is water polo? ... It's like polo, but in the water. ... On sea horses? ... No, just swimming.

- At these mermaid parties do you smoke sea weed?

- Yeah, I can see the Brett, mini-bar charge zero point zero zero dollars, right here after drinks charged to the room from hotel bar, three hundred and fifty two dollars.

- It wasn't me, it was the women's water polo team.

- Don't know how that happened, I put the hand break on. ... No in America the hand breaks on the right. ... Ah, I must have just adjusted the seat.

- I'm so angry, I feel like swearing!

- I said, aaaah central park in Newark.

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