hskrdedhed Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 we would be in the top 5 right now! Quote Link to comment
newenglandhusker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 we would be in the top 5 right now! Is USC on the list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live? Quote Link to comment
EbylHusker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play. Quote Link to comment
newenglandhusker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play. The refs would be scared to flag him. Afterall, he is Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment
hskrdedhed Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play. Â Â Â He would just look at the refs in that scary look of his and they wouldnt dare throw the flag. NU 52 USC 7. Their 7 was scored when chuck had to leave the stadium in order to bring down the Lincon mafia. Quote Link to comment
xkbubo Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Good pt newenglandhusker. lol the chuck norris jokes never gets old Quote Link to comment
HuskerFan505 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Agreed, Chuck Norris jokes never get old, I especially like this one   "We'd still have lost. Think of all the personal fouls we'd get as he roundhouse kicked people in the face on every play"(EbylHusker) Quote Link to comment
bennychico11 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Best thread ever Quote Link to comment
I See Red People Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Chuck Norris would have been stopping the run single-handedly, and he would have been unstoppable on offense because he only hands-off or throws to himself. Quote Link to comment
mjmartin1970 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Chuck Norris wouldn't need Nebraska to beat USC - Chuck Norris would destroy USC all by himself. Quote Link to comment
EbylHusker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Chuck Norris would have been waiting for USC on the practice field in Omaha. They wouldn't have even made it to Lincoln. Quote Link to comment
hskrdedhed Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 Chuck win the hiesman this season if he were a Husker. Quote Link to comment
Husker_x Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Chuck win the hiesman this season if he were a Husker. Â Chuck Norris wins the Heisman every season. What we see at the end of each season is a second place trophy given to some loser. Everyone knows this fact, and since Chuck Norris has been winning for so long hardly anybody mentions it. Quote Link to comment
EbylHusker Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 If Chuck Norris was Nebraska's head coach, he'd never lose a game. Why? With the entire team wearing cowboy boots, losing simply wouldn't be an option. Quote Link to comment
HUSKER 37 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Who IS this Chuck Norris you speak of? Quote Link to comment
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