interesting email

[godd2]

my wife forwarded this to me...it may be alittle overboard, not really sure where it came from but found it entertaining...

 

Wow! Our Husker fans are getting mad!!

 

 

Kristen Sedlacek

Associate Staff, Member Rights

 

Dear Former Husker Fans......Comparing the 2007 Huskers to the Titanic has some validity but in hindsight, at least the Titanic had "Some" survivors .Wow......for the next 20 years, when you "Google" asswhuppin, it's going to re- direct you to the 2007 nightmare in Missouri. After that Fustercluck, the Huskers are ranked 96th in total Defense ....which is 10 spots lower than Baylor and 52 spots below the Cyclones. But at least in scoring defense, we rally to 75th.....2 spots below 1 and 5...Notre Dame...... Where is Craig Bohl when you need him? Since 1943, Nebraska's Defense has only surrendered 40 points, 3x in a season......4 times. And now, the spanky bros, Elmo and Cos have managed to give up 40 in...... 3 of their last 4.....games. From the 1st snap to the last, Mizzou "Took what they wanted...when they wanted it". If you think that we suk now.....just wait until next year when the last 10 of Solich recruited starters are gone and hired gun Sam Keller has moved on to become an assistant coach at Dana. When is it that a 4 or 5 star recruit is even going to play at the level of a Pat Ricketts or Darrhan Diedrick? We've got 2.... 3 star backs on the sideline from Texas that can run thru brick walls and Yet we continue to play a 5 star recruit from California who has yet to break a tackle in 3 years? Sam Keller has to lick his finger and hold it up in the air each play to see which way the wind is blowing so that our IB can run "With" the wind rather than be tackled by it. We make every opposing QB look like a Heisman trophy candidate and after giving up 600 yds plus again last night, we are now statistically and physically the worst defense to wear the "Blackshirts" for at least 64 years. I am not sure if they even wore helmets 64 years ago. Rumor has it that Cosgrove gets $20,000 per year from every other Big 12 Head Coach.....if he STAYS at Nebraska. We ran a 3-3-5 but with Cos at the control, we could have played a 5-5-5 and had 4 extra guys on the field and not stopped them. What Moron would believe that a shiiity Defensive specialist from Cheesecountry with 14 years of below average stats could come to Lincoln and all of a sudden ....grow a brain.? This is one of those......It didn't LOOK like a good hire.....It didn't SMELL like a good hire....and 4 years down the road.......He still has less ability to fire up his defense than Ted Kennedy has to teach Drivers Ed. If you're a betting man, it's a safer bet to have a heart transplant done by an Internet trained heart surgeon than it would be to believe that Kevin Cosbohl will ever inspire a defense to be equal to Bo Pelini's. And Cally, you offensive genius you, Way to design an offense to put up 2 field goals on the 93rd rated "D" in the country. 5 years ago when you suggested that your Oakland Raiders were the "Dumbest Team in America", I was hoping that your slip of the tongue, and the OU fricking hillbillies and the Throat slash were all just signs of immaturity.........I was wrong. They were signs of tunnel vision and a school zone speed limit IQ. You are an absolutely fabulous recruiter but right now, there isn't one coach in the Big 12 that Husker Nation "Wouldn't" trade you for. Each week during the off season, the papers would sing with headlines such as..."Callahan signs "Jesus" to play QB for the Huskers in 2008" and then when 2008 comes, for some reason, Jesus isn't good enough to play as a freshmen. He is good enough to start as a frosh at USC, Oklahoma or Texas but it appears that you need a couple of years to develop him into Simon, the netless fisherman. I have been asked by Steve Pederson several times....Are you "N"...... His fund raising nightmare that hit a brickwall at $31 million, 62% of the way to the $50 million goal. And now, last week, the man responsible for most of the big money donations, Paul Meyers, resigns. The cloak of Goatshiiit just keeps getting deeper and deeper. Well Steve, I am starting my own little public service campaign and it is sure to raise a boatload of cash....Quickly. It is called..."Count me "N" if it helps to get DWP and Cally...OUT". Put Tom Osborne in charge of it and you could pay off the last $19 million before the pumpkins are carved at Halloween. That Shipwreck last night falls squarely on DWP's spineless shoulders. That arrogant little wimp with the veneer smile wanted to leave "His" imprint on Husker Football and now he has certainly fulfilled his wish. There are about 800,000 Nebraskans who really want to say...."I told you So" but we Won't....... 9 and 3, 10 and 2 and 11 and 1 seasons just didn't happen because we had an "N" on our helmet. They happened because "WE WERE NEBRASKA" . If you thought Nebraska Football was all about recruiting the best Football players for 40 years, then Steve, you don't know jack! But most of us.....already knew that. Maybe Steve should go back and read Tom Osbornes books "On Solid Ground" and "More Than Winning". I know that's not how you did it at Pitt and Tennessee and Ohio State but that's what 1.7 million Nebraskans expect, respect and appreciate..........So Steve.....Count me "N"....if you "R" out.......... From the decaying bowels of Huskerville.....GFL

[junior4949]

LOL, I don't know what this rant proves but it busted my gut. I can't say I necessarily disagree with any of it, and I love the metaphors.

[Hastings_husker_in_plano]

Wow now that was an ass chewin .

[MadcatNU]

when you "Google" asswhuppin, it's going to re- direct you to the 2007 nightmare in Missouri.

 

i don't know... the '01 CU game might still come up instead.

 

Christ almighty people, if you don't like the coaching staff fine. There's plenty not to like. But stop acting like firing everyone in sight will make things better.

 

We got exposed twice in '01, a shockingly bad season in '02 and uncompetitive against the better teams in the big 12 in '03. Was this Mizzou game so different from KSU of that year?

 

BC isn't crippling this program. It was crippled before he got here. He just has yet to fix it. Maybe he will, but if not he'll be gone in a couple years and we give some else a try. If not BC, hopefully that person. and so on until we find a guy that can do it.

 

Does it suck? Yes. But going into meltdown doesn't make it any easier or make the process go any faster.

 

When i watch our team play like they did on Saturday it makes me sad to be a husker fan. And when i see fans on message boards pounding on their keyboards like a bunch of monkeys going ape sh#t, i get the same feeling.

[HuskerfaninOkieland]

I loved it!!

[Hastings_husker_in_plano]

when you "Google" asswhuppin, it's going to re- direct you to the 2007 nightmare in Missouri.

 

i don't know... the '01 CU game might still come up instead.

 

Christ almighty people, if you don't like the coaching staff fine. There's plenty not to like. But stop acting like firing everyone in sight will make things better.

 

We got exposed twice in '01, a shockingly bad season in '02 and uncompetitive against the better teams in the big 12 in '03. Was this Mizzou game so different from KSU of that year?

 

BC isn't crippling this program. It was crippled before he got here. He just has yet to fix it. Maybe he will, but if not he'll be gone in a couple years and we give some else a try. If not BC, hopefully that person. and so on until we find a guy that can do it.

 

Does it suck? Yes. But going into meltdown doesn't make it any easier or make the process go any faster.

 

When i watch our team play like they did on Saturday it makes me sad to be a husker fan. And when i see fans on message boards pounding on their keyboards like a bunch of monkeys going ape sh#t, i get the same feeling.

 

 

I see your point.but This is a forum and opinions are the whole idea. Though not always pleasant. What good would it do to just mope and not say anything . Just sayin

[junior4949]

when you "Google" asswhuppin, it's going to re- direct you to the 2007 nightmare in Missouri.

 

i don't know... the '01 CU game might still come up instead.

 

Christ almighty people, if you don't like the coaching staff fine. There's plenty not to like. But stop acting like firing everyone in sight will make things better.

 

We got exposed twice in '01, a shockingly bad season in '02 and uncompetitive against the better teams in the big 12 in '03. Was this Mizzou game so different from KSU of that year?

 

BC isn't crippling this program. It was crippled before he got here. He just has yet to fix it. Maybe he will, but if not he'll be gone in a couple years and we give some else a try. If not BC, hopefully that person. and so on until we find a guy that can do it.

 

Does it suck? Yes. But going into meltdown doesn't make it any easier or make the process go any faster.

 

When i watch our team play like they did on Saturday it makes me sad to be a husker fan. And when i see fans on message boards pounding on their keyboards like a bunch of monkeys going ape sh#t, i get the same feeling.

 

 

In 2001, CU ended up winning the Big 12 and playing in a BCS bowl. Some/many people believed they should have been playing Miami for the NC instead of us. Maybe Mizzou will prove me wrong, but I don't think they make a BCS game and won't even be mentioned in the same sentence as NC this year. Also, I don't think CU had the #93 ranked D either and only allowed us 6 points.

 

In 03, KState won the Big 12 and played in a BCS bowl. Again, Mizzou might prove me wrong and win the Big 12 but at this point in time I'm willing to bet against it. KState in 03 made OU look foolish in the title game. Just because we made Mizzou look unbeatable doesn't mean they are.

 

You can go on all you want about being broke for several years, but in the end we did not allow record points in one quarter on back to back weeks. Our D is the worst in 64 years. If we were broke in 2003, then what exactly do you call what we are now? Destroyed? If we were a car and were broke in 2003, then we need crushed, melted down, and recycled now!

[TheRockSays]

when you "Google" asswhuppin, it's going to re- direct you to the 2007 nightmare in Missouri.

 

i don't know... the '01 CU game might still come up instead.

 

Christ almighty people, if you don't like the coaching staff fine. There's plenty not to like. But stop acting like firing everyone in sight will make things better.

 

We got exposed twice in '01, a shockingly bad season in '02 and uncompetitive against the better teams in the big 12 in '03. Was this Mizzou game so different from KSU of that year?

 

BC isn't crippling this program. It was crippled before he got here. He just has yet to fix it. Maybe he will, but if not he'll be gone in a couple years and we give some else a try. If not BC, hopefully that person. and so on until we find a guy that can do it.

 

Does it suck? Yes. But going into meltdown doesn't make it any easier or make the process go any faster.

 

When i watch our team play like they did on Saturday it makes me sad to be a husker fan. And when i see fans on message boards pounding on their keyboards like a bunch of monkeys going ape sh#t, i get the same feeling.

 

 

In 2001, CU ended up winning the Big 12 and playing in a BCS bowl. Some/many people believed they should have been playing Miami for the NC instead of us. Maybe Mizzou will prove me wrong, but I don't think they make a BCS game and won't even be mentioned in the same sentence as NC this year. Also, I don't think CU had the #93 ranked D either and only allowed us 6 points.

 

In 03, KState won the Big 12 and played in a BCS bowl. Again, Mizzou might prove me wrong and win the Big 12 but at this point in time I'm willing to bet against it. KState in 03 made OU look foolish in the title game. Just because we made Mizzou look unbeatable doesn't mean they are.

 

You can go on all you want about being broke for several years, but in the end we did not allow record points in one quarter on back to back weeks. Our D is the worst in 64 years. If we were broke in 2003, then what exactly do you call what we are now? Destroyed? If we were a car and were broke in 2003, then we need crushed, melted down, and recycled now!

 

 

This guy sends one of these after every game. he is from Crete and has been anti-Cally/Pedey from the start. Kind of amusing, but mostly just insulting.