Nebraska Women

[BigRedMachine]

Three men were traveling and happened to meet at a bar in Ohio. One man was

from Texas, one from Florida and one from Nebraska. They got acquainted and

started talking about their problems with their wives.

 

The guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife clearly that from now on

she would have to do all of the cooking. The first day I saw nothing. The

second day I saw nothing, but on the third day when I came home from work,

the table was set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and even

dessert."

 

Then the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down and told her from now

on she would have to do all the grocery shopping and all of the house

cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the

third day, when I came home, the whole house was spotless and the pantry

shelves were filled with groceries."

 

The fellow from Nebraska was married to a woman who had grown up in Nebraska

He sat up straight on the bar stool, pushed out his chest and said. "I gave

my wife a stern look and told her that from now on she would have to do the

cooking, shopping and house cleaning. The first day I saw nothing. The

second day I saw nothing. But by the third day, I could see a little bit out

of my left eye."

[horne411]

haha so true so true

[joshuavacek]

Only us married guys would understand that one.