BigRedMachine Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 > > >A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an Oklahoma Boomer Sooner fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Oklahoma fans too. Not really knowing what an Oklahoma fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, theirs hands fly into the air. There is, however one exception. Janet has not gone along with the crowd. > >The teacher asked her why she has decided to be different. > >"Because I'm not an Oklahoma fan" she reports. > >"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" > >"I'm a Nebraska Cornhusker fan" boasts the little girl. > >The teacher asks Janet why she is a Nebraska fan. > >"Well, my dad and mom are Husker fans, so I'm a Husker fan too" she responds. > >"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Janet SMILES and says, "Then I'd be an Oklahoma fan." Thats my girl!! Quote Link to comment
horne411 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 glad theyve been teaching the right things to these kids Quote Link to comment
black_shirt_fan Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 funny stuff Quote Link to comment
joshuavacek Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 That was great. I will have to share that one with everyone. Quote Link to comment
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