huskernumerouno Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 > > A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a > fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She > calls on little MARK. > > He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first > gunshot.' > > The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like > your thinking.' > > Then little MARK says, 'I have a question for YOU. > > There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: > > One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of > ice cream. > The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. > > The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. > Which one is married?' > > The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose > the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.' > > To which Little MARK replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one > with the Wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.' > Quote Link to comment
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