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Dear Abby,

 

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been

diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.

 

One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and

selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two

sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

 

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at

Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is

currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three

children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute

who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl."

 

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look

forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally

open and honest with her.

 

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for

President?

 

Signed,

 

Worried About My Reputation

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