couple of jokes

[tattooedhusker]

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle..

His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and

your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.

'The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a

suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told

him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you

were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000

mortgage and no bike!

 

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A woman goes to her husband and says "Honey I am thinking about getting breast enhancement, what do you think?"

husband says "thats great sweetie but lets try to save a little money if we can, first try rubbing some toilet paper between them and see what happens"

the confused wife asks "well how in the heck is that going to make my breasts bigger?"

husband replies "I have no idea but it sure worked on your ass..."