Fatal Fall

[slacker]

Did the woman die from penetrating trauma (piercing force)?

 

Burning?

 

Dehydration?

 

Starvation?

 

Sleep deprivation?

 

Myocardial Infarction?

 

Anuerism?

 

Homorrhoids?

 

 

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

 

 

*trot*...*trot*....*jump*....

 

AAAAAIEEEEEEE!

 

*SPLASH!*

 

*THUMP!*

 

*w..h..i..m..p..e..r*

Did the woman die from penetrating trauma (piercing force)? YES

Burning? NO

Dehydration? NO

Starvation? NO

Sleep deprivation? NO

Myocardial Infarction? NO

Anuerism? NO

Homorrhoids? NO

 

Congratulations on the YES

[rawhide]

Damn,

 

For a minute there I thought all SLACKER could say was NO

[rawhide]

A woodpecker attacked the wood she was carrying and as she tried to protect her wood the woodpecker pecked her to dead. Possibly rabid?

 

I mean geez, I would protect my wood

[Pile]

The women is from a country where it is againist the law to drop wood and pick it up in a public setting... So a government official killed her for doing so using her own piece of wood.

 

Or

 

This riddle is too damn hard and keeps causing me to punch my roommate in the face... so the women had to die cause she is annoying the crap out of me...

[slacker]

Damn,

 

For a minute there I thought all SLACKER could say was NO

Ask a YES question, get a YES answer. B)

[slacker]

A woodpecker attacked the wood she was carrying and as she tried to protect her wood the woodpecker pecked her to dead. Possibly rabid?

 

I mean geez, I would protect my wood

A woodpecker attacked the wood she was carrying and as she tried to protect her wood the woodpecker pecked her to dead. Possibly rabid? NO

[slacker]

The women is from a country where it is againist the law to drop wood and pick it up in a public setting... So a government official killed her for doing so using her own piece of wood.

 

Or

 

This riddle is too damn hard and keeps causing me to punch my roommate in the face... so the women had to die cause she is annoying the crap out of me...

The women is from a country where it is against the law to drop wood and pick it up in a public setting. NO

 

So a government official killed her YES for doing so using her own piece of wood. NO

 

Hint: I would ask questions to figure out what kind of piece of wood it was.

 

Sorry to hear about the troubles with your roommate.

[IrishAZ]

Was the wood sharp?

 

Was it long and straight like a stick?

 

Wide and flat like a board?

 

Was it the device that killed the woman?

[slacker]

Was the wood sharp?

 

Was it long and straight like a stick?

 

Wide and flat like a board?

 

Was it the device that killed the woman?

Was the wood sharp? NO

 

Was it long NO and straight like a stick? YES

 

Wide and flat like a board? NO

 

Was it the device that killed the woman? NO

[IrishAZ]

Was the wood on fire?

[slacker]

Was the wood on fire?

Was the wood on fire? NO

[IrishAZ]

Did the wood resemble, or was it mistaken for, some other object?

[slacker]

Did the wood resemble, or was it mistaken for, some other object?

Did the wood resemble, or was it mistaken for, some other object? NO

[slacker]

Hint: The piece of wood she dropped is about a foot long, give or take an inches and is perfectly round. It has a very specific purpose, once you figure out the purpose you will have the first part of the riddle.

[AR Husker Fan]

Was the wood part of a sporting event?

 

Was the wood "machined"? Meaning, was it a piece of wood that had been carved, shaped, cut, etc.?