slacker Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Baltimore, MD -Three-hundred pound naked man rescued from reservoir three times in several minutes... the third time after he sank the rescue boat. Full Story Long Beach, NJ -Fearing that signs warning of dangerous rip tides would be found inadequate in a potential lawsuit, town decides to lower its liability risk by posting no signs at all. Hilarity hasn't ensued yet, but soon will. Full Story Germany -Man says that he cut off his penis because he could not keep up with the insatiable sex demands of his wife. Full Story Salt Lake City, UT - Police might believe "I shot him in the leg to make him fall," but not "I shot him in the head to make him dizzy." Full Story Olathe, KS -Teen charged with battery after vomiting on his Spanish teacher. Full Story Celebs -To prove Scientology isn't a cult, Tom Cruise has hired a "minder" for Katie Holmes. Full Story Quote Link to comment
Red November Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 ...a three pound fat man Quote Link to comment
slacker Posted June 16, 2005 Author Share Posted June 16, 2005 ...a three pound fat man You mean three hundred pound fat man... WOW that's big! Quote Link to comment
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