slacker Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 New York, NY - Bank of America to buy MBNA for $35 billion. Coming next: Chase Citibank of America. Full Story Perris, CA - Sex offender charged with failing to notify authorities of a new domicile after camping for two weeks in theater line to see "Revenge of the Sith". Full Story Irland - Having solved all other problems, Northern Ireland bans the word "brainstorming," fearing it could offend epileptics. Full Story Harrisburg, PA - Pennsylvania House session halted for an hour after a black member called a white member a "cracker." Reportedly also referred to a Hispanic member as a "tortilla chip", jk. Full Story Jacksonville, FL - Note to self: Not all waitresses smoke pot. Do not leave as tip. Full Story Quote Link to comment
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