HUSKER 37 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 WHAT IS A FART?? A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But that farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.......? Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? Quote Link to comment
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