Shark Week

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

Sharks are the reason I dont go in the ocean...and jellyfish, when is jellyfish week, I bet that would be exciting.

 

I once heard tat you have a better chance of being struck by lightning on a golf course than being attacked by a shark in the ocean. Good reasons not to go in the ocean or step onto agolf course.

T_O_B

 

 

"I don't think the heavy stuff's gunna come down for quite a while."

 

 

Shark Week is my favorite non-sporting event of the year. I love watching those Great Whites flying out of the water.

[n.e.husker]

"somebody got some air" stepbrothers.

[808Husker in KCMO]

I avoid all bodies of water, no matter how small, during Shark Week. My wife will be glad its over so I'll stop pissing in the yard (Cant go near the toilet) and wash my disgusting body (even a shower is too dangerous during shark week)

[s.c. husker]

And while all this is going on the sharks are having Chuck Norris week.

[DaveH]

eh. im waiting for turtle week.

 

i like turtles