AZ4NU Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Got any good CU jokes? Why do the trees on the Colorado/Nebraska border lean toward CO? Because CO sucks. Quote Link to comment
Eric the Red Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Got any good CU jokes? Why do the trees on the Colorado/Nebraska border lean toward CO? Because CO sucks. Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 What do you call a sCUm cheerleader with a runny nose? Full Quote Link to comment
hskrfannnwk Posted November 18, 2005 Share Posted November 18, 2005 Colorado and Nebraska have decided to merge into one state. Nebraskans gain the mountains, and Colorado gets a football team. Quote Link to comment
ohiohusker Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 A Nebraskan was doing some shopping in downtown Omaha. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump. "Stop," he yelled. "Remember, you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything across the river at the casinos!" "But remember, you're important to your wife!" "She divorced me and took everything I had that I didn't gamble away." "Your children, remember your children," yelled the Nebraskan. "They never call," said the man. "Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Nebraskan. "Dead as doornails," said the man. "Then think of all the Cornhusker football games you will miss," yelled the Nebraskan. The man shouted, "But, I am a Buffalo's fan!" The Nebraskan replied, "Go ahead and jump, you dumb ass!" Quote Link to comment
rawhide Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Funny stuff. Should get a rise out of the CU lurkers. Quote Link to comment
Scarlet"N"Cream Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 A Nebraskan was doing some shopping in downtown Omaha. He looked up at the top of a tall building and discovered a man ready to jump. "Stop," he yelled. "Remember, you're someone who has value!" The man yelled back, "I just lost everything across the river at the casinos!" "But remember, you're important to your wife!" "She divorced me and took everything I had that I didn't gamble away." "Your children, remember your children," yelled the Nebraskan. "They never call," said the man. "Then your parents, remember your parents," yelled the Nebraskan. "Dead as doornails," said the man. "Then think of all the Cornhusker football games you will miss," yelled the Nebraskan. The man shouted, "But, I am a Buffalo's fan!" The Nebraskan replied, "Go ahead and jump, you dumb ass!" Quote Link to comment
husker rob Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 When is the last time the sCUm cheerleaders saw 90210? yesterday morning when they stepped on the scale Quote Link to comment
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